All I Need to Know in Life I Learned from a COW

Wake up in a Happy MOOOOOD

Honor they FODDER and Mother and all you UDDER relatives

Never take any BULL from Anyone

Seize every opportunity and MILK it for all it's worth

It's better to be seen and not HERD

Don't forget to COWNT your blessings every day

BLACK & WHITE is always an appropriate fashion statement

Turn the UDDER cheek and MOOOOVE on

Always let them know who's the BOSSY

CHEERFULNESS is utterly Contagious

but Don't wait
to catch it
from others...

Be a CARRIER